Cook St. Productions

The paperwork has been filed, the lawyers are on retainer, and the catchy name trademarked* --- Cook St. Productions is open for business! Most 'maps' of Denver show Cook St. as an inconsequential neighborhood, just south of beautiful,... more »

The paperwork has been filed, the lawyers are on retainer, and the catchy name trademarked* --- Cook St. Productions is open for business!

Most 'maps' of Denver show Cook St. as an inconsequential neighborhood, just south of beautiful, coyote-infested City Park. But using alternative methods of investigation, thermal satellite imagery shows Cook St. to be a mystifying aberration --- a growing, red splotch atop an otherwise green-and-yellow radar. Meteorologists have attributed these high, localized temperatures to an abnormal density of intense boner heat. We tend to agree, though we don't see why an expert in meteors is qualified to weigh in, nor why they need be so crass with their findings.

To clean it up for the kids out there, it is as if all the (creative) blood has rushed through Denver's shaft and its vein-y outskirts to a throbbing tip of artistic foreskin, which... you guessed it, makes this very bio our first, slippery nut.

Makes sense now, right? A couple of directionless, twenty-something bachelors that needed a centralized outlet for the results of their collective despair.

Stay tuned.

-- Cook St. Productions

*none of these things are true « less