What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
Forum: Funny or Die Photo Comments
Hey…I CAN hear the ocean!
(posted about 23 hours ago)
Forum: Funny or Die Photo Comments
Asian drivers…Am I right, everyone? Thanks, you’ve been a great audience, goodnight everyone!
(posted 1 day ago)
Forum: Funny or Die Photo Comments
Soon the entire car will be absorbed, its nutrients sustaining the house larvae inside.
(posted 1 day ago)
You suck
Your brother Simon is a dick. He is the reason I stopped watching “Idol”. He’s so mean to Paula, and she’s such a beautiful spirit.
(posted 2 days ago)
dirtbox said:
somebody has a lot of time on their hands…along with various other matter.
Yes, I do have a lot of matter on my hands; I just accepted a delivery of 10 freight cars full of elementary fermions, baryons and mesons. I should ha... more >
dirtbox said:
somebody has a lot of time on their hands…along with various other matter.
Yes, I do have a lot of matter on my hands; I just accepted a delivery of 10 freight cars full of elementary fermions, baryons and mesons. I should have bought bosons, as they have no mass and can be kept as a Bose-Einstein condensate at temperatures near absolute zero Kelvin…But who knew?
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Her screams while they cleansed her 3rd degree burns were even funnier, and the skin grafts were like the Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Spinal Tap all rolled up into one big fat fucking hysterical wad!
(posted 5 days ago)
Genius
The half-beard is happenin’; symmetry is sooo totally 2007…!
(posted 14 days ago)
FODDiggArmy said:
it is just so bizarre it is brilliant.
That’s exactly what Einstein said when Theodor Kaluza theorized a fifth dimension in 1919.
(posted 18 days ago)
Jesus…I hope someone pitches this as a series…
(posted 18 days ago)
You can’t have your Mojo rising and be sad at the same time. It’s impossible.
(posted 18 days ago)
sporkrevolution said:
Damn good looking guy at the end…..........damn good looking!Good taste in fotainment as well!
He’s got Simon’s smile.
(posted 20 days ago)
Waking up to 2 hot “Dicks”, in any other circumstance, would be disturbing to say the least. For me, anyway.
(posted 20 days ago)
Its_a_great_gutter said:
the man at the end looks like Simon Cowells brother.
Good eye…He is Simon’s younger brother Kevin.
(posted 20 days ago)
Hey…That’s funny. You had me by the time the Eames chair popped up. Clever bastards, you.
(posted 21 days ago)
If you’re stopping back into Gelato Vero soon, can you pick me up a Vietnamese coffee?
(posted 23 days ago)
FFF722 said:
everyone know how hard it was to get a steak during the war. obviously, it’s this man’s job to get meat to the people and I think his broadway style show is just what the country ordered. Medium rare.
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FFF722 said:
everyone know how hard it was to get a steak during the war. obviously, it’s this man’s job to get meat to the people and I think his broadway style show is just what the country ordered. Medium rare.
You couldn’t have hit the nail more squarely on the head. A broadway-style show will always be king in the world of foodstuff distribution.
< less(posted 23 days ago)
redtuna said:
Which was it…The Gallant Men or Combat ?
Combat – The show that established two long overlooked facts: a) WWII was won by an endless stream of 40-something PFCs, and , b) France, Belgium and Germany are ... more >
redtuna said:
Which was it…The Gallant Men or Combat ?
Combat – The show that established two long overlooked facts: a) WWII was won by an endless stream of 40-something PFCs, and , b) France, Belgium and Germany are filled with eucalyptus trees, and all look suspiciously like Griffith Park and Franklin Canyon.
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Thanks for your support…Only another 56 million hits and I’ve bested that “Landlord” guy, you know, what’s-his-name…The guy with the curly hair. I think he’s John C. Reilly’s brother or something ‘cause he’s all over this site.
(posted 27 days ago)
Forum: Funny or Die Photo Comments
Is someone gonna help, or am I gonna slide this horse back to the goddamn stable myself?
(posted about 7 hours ago)