Clarington

Whilst stealing other people's creative efforts to create borderline-offensive parodies to pointlessly post on the internet, one must occasionally stop and recognize the people who appear in said stolen content. Since many of you on the internet are younger than 80, you may only have rudimentary knowlege of someone like Dick Powell (Star of "Meat to People"), but I assure you that he was once a star of the caliber of Jared Leto or Jeremy Sisto or Jimmy Pardo or one of those people t...

How many more of these can I make? Hundreds. It's going to be harder and harder to find inventive ways of inserting the "...Polka and be sad..." catch phrase into the narrative, though. I consider it a challenge. Of course, after a while, the joke becomes the joke, in which case I don't have to be creative about it anymore; in fact, the more heavy-handed the application the better. Eventually, the entire video will simply be Leonard Nimoy saying "You can't polka and be sad...&q...

I had to make it, even though I knew everyone would hate it; it's so pointlessly random and strange that I couldn't stop laughing as I put it together. Presenting this sort of gibberish as entertainment is what it's all about - If the average person doesn't cry "What the fuck was that?!?" at the end of this one then I haven't done my job. Polka Dick looks like a Ludlum novel next to this, folks.

If you're browsing through these silly movies and wondering "What the hell is LearnFoTainment?", here's the skinny. They're tiny pieces of a TV pitch. That's why there's little rhyme or reason to 'em, you're seeing them entirely removed from within the context for which they were originally created. They're actually kind of punchlines to much more involved visual jokes or live-action setups. I figured, hey, I should post some of these, just to see if people find them amusing as stan...