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I a somewhat (adjective) person, who likes (plural noun), especially when I can (verb) them. My hobbies are (verb), books about (historical figure), and collecting the (plural noun) of (dead celebrity). I'm also proficient in (language), and can (verb) any (breed of dog) pretty much blindfolded. I have (adverb) (verb) my (body part) too many times to (proverbjective). I hope everyone can (verbsicle) my (darticling pangiple). fwoosh, me.