Christopher Cowles

working out at Planet Fitness, Tara Phillips is training me to get into

shape at the Gym for our Comedy Tour, My first day at the gym... more »

working out at Planet Fitness, Tara Phillips is training me to get into

shape at the Gym for our Comedy Tour, My first day at the gym went

really bad with me on the floor winded and throwing up, I asked Tara

what was that Thing called that I was on that made me so sick and

...sore, She said Christopher that was the Registration desk you just

signed up!!!!!! Dam I’m really out of shape.

Billy Mays was 50 years old when he passed away, No Wait !! 49.99 and if you call Now, Will Throw in Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett,... more »

Billy Mays was 50 years old when he passed away, No Wait !! 49.99 and if you call Now, Will Throw in Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed Mcmahon, But Wait !! There’s More, If you call In the next 10 minutes will throw in David Caridean and the the hanging Noose is Free. Call Now, If Im Lyin Im dyin Comedian Christopher Cowles Copyright 2009©

Written by Christopher Cowles Copy right 545552- 1987 Laugh In Comedy Café

I like living down in Florida, Especially around the... more »

Written by Christopher Cowles Copy right 545552- 1987 Laugh In Comedy Café

I like living down in Florida, Especially around the holidays, I like the warm weather and all the Lights the neighbors put up around their house,

my parents called me from Michigan one year and said why don't you come up to Michigan and bring the kids so they can see a real Christmas,

I said what do you mean a real Christmas, She said you know, With the show and pine trees that is the true meaning of Christmas,

I said no it is not the true meaning, I read the Bible, You know Jesus was born in the desert right,

I don't remember reading about the three wise men showing up on snowmobiles wearing heavy jackets and show shoes,

and can you just imagine if Jesus was born up north, Joseph and Mary cuddling him in a igule saying what a beautiful baby boy we have here, what should we name him,

and about that time the three wise men come busting through the door saying Jesus Christ is it cold out there,

So In Florida we have the Heat and the sand so when it comes to the true meaning of Christmas just remember We Win

love Christopher

Last weekend we had an 80's party at the show of about 60 people, they all... more »

Last weekend we had an 80's party at the show of about 60 people, they all came dressed up in 80's costumes, Im 44 years old, When did my closes became a Costume not funny.

working out at Planet Fitness, Tara Phillips is training me to get into

... more »

working out at Planet Fitness, Tara Phillips is training me to get into

shape at the Gym for our Comedy Tour, My first day at the gym went

really bad with me on the floor winded and throwing up, I asked Tara

what was that Thing called that I was on that made me so sick and

...sore, She said Christopher that was the Registration desk you just

signed up!!!!!! Dam I’m really out of shape.

Billy Mays was 50 years old when he passed away, No Wait !! 49.99 and if... more »

Billy Mays was 50 years old when he passed away, No Wait !! 49.99 and if you call Now, Will Throw in Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed Mcmahon, But Wait !! There’s More, If you call In the next 10 minutes will throw in David Caridean and the the hanging Noose is Free. Call Now, If Im Lyin Im dyin Comedian Christopher Cowles Copyright 2009©

Written by Christopher Cowles Copy right 545552- 1987 Laugh In Comedy Café

I... more »

Written by Christopher Cowles Copy right 545552- 1987 Laugh In Comedy Café

I like living down in Florida, Especially around the holidays, I like the warm weather and all the Lights the neighbors put up around their house,

my parents called me from Michigan one year and said why don't you come up to Michigan and bring the kids so they can see a real Christmas,

I said what do you mean a real Christmas, She said you know, With the show and pine trees that is the true meaning of Christmas,

I said no it is not the true meaning, I read the Bible, You know Jesus was born in the desert right,

I don't remember reading about the three wise men showing up on snowmobiles wearing heavy jackets and show shoes,

and can you just imagine if Jesus was born up north, Joseph and Mary cuddling him in a igule saying what a beautiful baby boy we have here, what should we name him,

and about that time the three wise men come busting through the door saying Jesus Christ is it cold out there,

So In Florida we have the Heat and the sand so when it comes to the true meaning of Christmas just remember We Win

love Christopher