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The Drebin Spangled Banner

O say can you see by the dawn’s early light
What... more »

The Drebin Spangled Banner

O say can you see by the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hail
in the twilight’s last gleaming
Whose bright stripes and broad stars in the perilous night
o’er the ramparts we watched...ah da da da da da duh
And the rockets’ red glare!
Lots of bombs in the air!
Gave proof to the night
that we still had our flag
o say does that flag banner wave over all that is free
o’er the home of the land and the land of the free!

99%? Who on earth would vote "die" on this?!? Not only is it just not true... more »

99%? Who on earth would vote "die" on this?!? Not only is it just not true - these quotes and Leslie Nielsen's characters are classic, but it's just in poor taste given that he just passed away. Sheesh!

Great collection. Also "I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader! I mean...at the time, I was dating a lot..."

Frank: Now why would Savage be hanging out in the red light district?
Ed: Sex Frank?
Frank: Not right now Ed

Frank: I like my sex the way I play basketball - One on One with as little dribbling as possible