Video The first ShamWow
Added The first ShamWow
from Chris Martin
"They nailed Jesus to a cross, put a crown of thorns on his head and mocked him. Jesus said, 'Hey, it could be worse. I could be Louie Anderson on Splash.'" Stand-up comedian Ch...
Time: 5:34
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Views: 0
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video Saint Patrick drove the snakes out of I...
Added Saint Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland
from Chris Martin
"Sadly, he was unable to drive to the penises out of the altar boys. White smoke at the Vatican signals they've elected a pope - or they're burning evidence. The new pope is aga...
Time: 5:26
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Views: 6
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video Strange Bedfellows #3 - I Have A Son
Added Strange Bedfellows #3 - I Have A Son
from ugelhay, Chris Martin
Dave receives a mysterious letter about his son, Chris Martin, whilst John and Nathan go about their normal routine.
Time: 4:56
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Views: 294
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Rating: 91% Funny
Video Chris Martin: Hipster's Paradise
Added Chris Martin: Hipster's Paradise
from Chris Martin
"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of the Fan, I take a look at my life and realize I need a tan." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin does a komedy karoastie of Joe Hafkey ...
Time: 6:23
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Views: 78
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Rating: 33% Funny
Video Chris Martin: acting like a slut
Added Chris Martin: acting like a slut
from Chris Martin
"How old am I? I'm so old I thought Spotfy was something that happened to your liver. I'm so old I can remember when Suicide Girls were a web site." Stand-up comedian Chris Mart...
Time: 5:09
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Views: 33
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video Chris Martin: I was planking
Added Chris Martin: I was planking
from Chris Martin
"It's so hot in New York City that Kim Kardashian had an air conditioner implanted in her buttocks." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin sweats the big stuff July 11, 2011 at the 9:5...
Time: 6:11
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Views: 25
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video Chris Martin: free roll of duct tape
Added Chris Martin: free roll of duct tape
from Chris Martin
"I'm always nervous when I do stand-up -- more nervous than Russell Crowe at a circumcision." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin has some skin in the game July 6, 2011 at Cafe Diem ...
Time: 5:22
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Views: 45
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video Chris Martin: trouser snakes on a plane
Added Chris Martin: trouser snakes on a plane
from Chris Martin
"John has got his finger in more pies than Kirstie Alley: sketch, stand-up and improv." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin attends the last supper June 20, 2011 of MC John Reaves at...
Time: 6:41
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Views: 37
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video Chris Martin: Steven Tyler wamed over
Added Chris Martin: Steven Tyler wamed over
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"Steven Tyler doesn't look so hot on 'American Idol.' In fact, death looks like Steven Tyler warmed over." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin is American idle June 13, 2011 at the 9...
Time: 7:18
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Views: 45
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video Chris Martin: let that one sink in
Added Chris Martin: let that one sink in
from Chris Martin
"They found Blackbeard's anchor off the coast of North Carolina. However, they're still searching for any originality in 'Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Shores.'" Stand-u...
Time: 5:07
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Rating: 50% Funny
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