Chris Begg

Once upon a time in the magical land of Canberra, which is part of the democratic province of Australia land, an idiot was born. That idiot would spend many a day playing knick knack with his paddy whack, but he never gave the dog a bone. He wasn't that... more »

Once upon a time in the magical land of Canberra, which is part of the democratic province of Australia land, an idiot was born.
That idiot would spend many a day playing knick knack with his paddy whack, but he never gave the dog a bone. He wasn't that much of an idiot. Or was he?
No one will ever know....

But there was one thing that everyone knew; this was one stupid idiot.
Throughout his high school career, which came to an abrupt end after year 12, he made stupid audio skits with his friends, stupid videos with his friends, and home made porn by himself.

After his stellar high school career, in which he was the most popular of the least popular of the losers that didn't fit in to a semi-popular group of unpopular people, he attempted a career as a semi-professional rock star. Sadly, years of self abuse in the bedroom, and an unshakable addiction to Dr Pepper, quickly put an end to what would have been a history changing career.

After several disappointment filled flings with Hollywood celebrities, including a tragic fling with the entire cast of Twilight (depression can make you do desperate things), he has pulled himself out of the ashes, dusted himself off, and is back on track with the comedy.

Now, this semi-insane half midget with a penchant for sharting, is ready to take some place by storm. « less