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Hello, my name is Chevon. I write comedic viral videos, and many other things at Heavenspot, an agency I started many years ago, when I was a young man. My videos have had great success, one with over 2 million views on YouTube. That's amazing isn't it? Especially considering the fact that I only recently learned how to read. One day it's Curious George, the next a sonnet from Shakespeare. It takes me awhile to understand what the hell is going on in those sonnets, but I sure do feel smart reading them. When people ask what you're reading and you respond, "Oh, just a little Shakespeare," you should see the reaction on their faces - it's like you're dominating them with your thought particles. Perception, isn't that what's it's all about? Well, that and chocolate. Who can live without it really? The health benefits of chocolate are plentiful, and while I can't tell you what they are, I can vouch for the accuracy of that statement. Even if it weren't true, I would be able to will it into being, because I have mastered The Secret... Shhh... Speaking of official, do you like the dancehall artist, Kardinal Offishal? I must say, that I don't know much about him, but whenever I think of anything official, his name seems to come to mind. In my mind's eye, I think the name with a slight patois. Try it in your mind and see what happens? Go ahead, see it with your mind's eye! (note - above text is a calculated effort to appeal to the specific demography of this site, and should in now way cast a negative light on any future business dealings, contract negotiations, or potential jobs or opportunities.)