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Matthew Koenig

Matthew Koenig Matthew Koenig

Hello, everyone! I'm a drifter, a no-good nomad with bindle on my back and a song or two in my heart. I like to write, when I get the chance. I like to whittle, and practice my Latin, and roast coffee beans over an open fire. Mostly, though, I like to karate chop conjoined twins.