chaphazard

A rat-powered car by 2015

In today’s world of global warming and high-stakes energy crises, we need leaders who have a vision for the future, a vision of a better tomorrow. Chap Hazard is the only leading candidate for President who is looking beyond solutions like bio-diesel and taking the next log... more >

A rat-powered car by 2015

In today’s world of global warming and high-stakes energy crises, we need leaders who have a vision for the future, a vision of a better tomorrow. Chap Hazard is the only leading candidate for President who is looking beyond solutions like bio-diesel and taking the next logical step: bio-fuel. The world population of rats, mice, roaches, beetles, and various other forms of creeping, crawling vermin is at all all-time high. This enormous bio-mass has the potential to create literally billions and billions of watts per day of clean, efficient, self-renewing energy. Whether through tiny treadmills, radiant body-heat collection, or massive fire pits burning insects and rodents round the clock, this vast and untapped resource may be all that separates us from another ice age and the subsequent return of the mighty thunder-lizards who once proudly roamed our plains, prairies, and tarpits. I encourage all Americans to watch this informative video about Chap Hazard and to educate themselves about what real leadership means.