What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
The name of the bowling team? The Razor Cunts.
(posted 18 days ago)
No German for “blowjob”? No wonder Hitler was so angry.
(posted 18 days ago)
The party was over after Ronald got drunk and punched the Hamburglar, made out with Mayor McCheese’s wife, and took his clothes off. On his way out the Grimace told Ronald, “Your McBalls are showing.”
(posted 21 days ago)
DILDO SWEEP
Marry me? Spoiler alert: I’m also a catch.
(posted 25 days ago)
Here’s Sarah Jessica Parker, wearing a lovely Zebra print half dress designed by Oscar De La Renta.
(posted 26 days ago)
Krazy Glue! It’s Krazy!
(posted about 1 month ago)
Screw you honey! I want my house to look like a Hard Rock Cafe and there’s nothing you can do about it!
(posted about 1 month ago)
Awesome pants
I went to Coronado as well. I’m of course much younger, I graduated in 04. That’s cool. Nice to meet you, keep up the good work!
(posted 2 months ago)
In retirement, Big Brown always regretted “throwing” the race.
(posted 12 days ago)