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Morgan Scott Preston

Put down the midget and back away slowly!

Morgan Scott Preston Morgan Scott Preston

I happen to love beaches, flowers,and Haitian proverbs such as Neg di san fe, which means people talk but don't act. I travel the world making people laugh at things they probably shouldn't be laughing at, such as fat chicks, riding the Greyhound bus with stinky bastards, and cats shitting in my hand. If you like any of these things or enjoy watching train wrecks, like most americans, stick around. I am also trying to come up with the funding to produce the next season of Survivor with a bunch of Special Olympics kids on an island (wrong in so many ways..... but definitely a ratings winner) MP