"You put our right hand in......you put your right hand out"....."Sir!, sir! senior night is tomorrow, this is the debate!!" "Oh shit, I bet they got that on camera didn't they?"

After the debate had finished McCain decided to get the sympathy vote and pretend to die on live television......

I've fallen in the polls and can't get up.

'Come Igor.'
'Yes master...'

"Where's Dr. Kevorkian when we need him?"

It's nice to see Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis, Jr. back together again.

"You put our right hand in......you put your right hand out"....."Sir!, sir! senior night is tomorrow, this is the debate!!" "Oh shit, I bet they got that on camera didn't they?"

Somebody!, Anybody!, Tell THAT ONE I Need His Health Care Plan, And Quick!

Don't worry Mr McCain, it's all shot in front of the blue screen - we'll add your dignity in later.

Get this, someone told the old guy they were gunna settle this "Presidential" thing, B-boy style. He has been practicing his Robot all week!

Although opposed to gay marriage, Senator McCain could no longer control his homosexual urges for Barack Obama.

McCain just tried to say "middle class."

um....Barack can you please go over your health care plan again...QUICKLY!!!

I'm serious as a heart attack.

McCain, desperate to prove that he is still in touch with America, was left hanging after Obama refused to, " Slap him some skin".

Here, take that chair. No, that one. The one made of depleted uranium.

No, really, He just sucker punched McCain. Turned and walked away!

That what happens when you Eat your Owns Words

As we slow the tape we can see here that Obama actually says, "BITCH!" as he kicks McCains walker out from under him.

Your so-called healthcare reform, my friend, would gag a maggot off a gut wagon.

Yes Senator McCain, you do a very good Joe Cocker imitation. Now please stop.

It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!! But just barely.

Wait a sec. I'm coughin' up a furball. Hey, speaking of coffin...

MATH QUESTIONS??? Nobody said there'd be MATH questions!?!

I specifically requested SOFT corners on these debate lecterns!

John McCain knows about torture. He's been through three debates.