"You put our right hand in......you put your right hand out"....."Sir!, sir! senior night is tomorrow, this is the debate!!" "Oh shit, I bet they got that on camera didn't they?"

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"You put our right hand in......you put your right hand out"....."Sir!, sir! senior night is tomorrow, this is the debate!!" "Oh shit, I bet they got that on camera didn't they?"

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After the debate had finished McCain decided to get the sympathy vote and pretend to die on live television......

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I've fallen in the polls and can't get up.

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'Come Igor.'
'Yes master...'

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"Where's Dr. Kevorkian when we need him?"

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It's nice to see Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis, Jr. back together again.

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"You put our right hand in......you put your right hand out"....."Sir!, sir! senior night is tomorrow, this is the debate!!" "Oh shit, I bet they got that on camera didn't they?"

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Somebody!, Anybody!, Tell THAT ONE I Need His Health Care Plan, And Quick!

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Don't worry Mr McCain, it's all shot in front of the blue screen - we'll add your dignity in later.

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Get this, someone told the old guy they were gunna settle this "Presidential" thing, B-boy style. He has been practicing his Robot all week!

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Although opposed to gay marriage, Senator McCain could no longer control his homosexual urges for Barack Obama.

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McCain just tried to say "middle class."

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um....Barack can you please go over your health care plan again...QUICKLY!!!

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I'm serious as a heart attack.

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McCain, desperate to prove that he is still in touch with America, was left hanging after Obama refused to, " Slap him some skin".

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Here, take that chair. No, that one. The one made of depleted uranium.

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No, really, He just sucker punched McCain. Turned and walked away!

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That what happens when you Eat your Owns Words

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As we slow the tape we can see here that Obama actually says, "BITCH!" as he kicks McCains walker out from under him.

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Your so-called healthcare reform, my friend, would gag a maggot off a gut wagon.

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Yes Senator McCain, you do a very good Joe Cocker imitation. Now please stop.

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It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!! But just barely.

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Wait a sec. I'm coughin' up a furball. Hey, speaking of coffin...

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MATH QUESTIONS??? Nobody said there'd be MATH questions!?!

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I specifically requested SOFT corners on these debate lecterns!

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John McCain knows about torture. He's been through three debates.

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