Mrs. Claus doesn't understand my needs like you.

Mrs. Claus doesn't understand my needs like you.

Busting chestnuts over an open choir.

She has the cutest face I have ever come across!!

While chronic masturbation may not be a huge problem if you live alone, it is a major problem when in charge of the church Christmas decorations.

The season means different things to many people. At the Jeremy residence it means business as usual. No time off for Holidays, she has to work until the shoot is finished.

Looks like somebody was touched by an angel. :-o

Well, She WAS dreaming of a WHITE Christmas....

Another angel just earned their wings... the hard way.

Their beach wedding was beautiful, until the gulls got into the Hummus.

Peter North has accepted the lord...

The best thing about an eight year old girl is that from behind, she looks like an eight year old boy.

Get the poinsettas out of this shot. I think she's been de-flowered already.

This is almost too awful for me to comment on. Almost.

Open mouth, waist high, flat head I can rest my beer on...Pretty much my favorite Christmas decoration.

Three blown candles & a facial. Angel or not, that's HOT ! (Refer to 1st cap & insert Paris voice)

Coming soon...Paris Hilton stars in House of Whacks To.

Target practice at the Neverland Ranch!

When blind people with tourette's syndrome apply face cream.

My milkshake brings all the wise men to the stables...damn right...it's better than yours, I would teach you...but I'd have to charge.

O'Come All Ye Faithful...

The last web site I visited that had a picture of a little girl with a gaping mouth, covered in hot wax, cost me $9.95 to get on...

YOU SAID IT'D TASTE LIKE FROSTING! IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE FROSTING!!

Scientology Baptism, is fucking weird !!

Internet porn takes another disturbing turn.

"I'm sorry but I have had it! I have never heard of such a Christmas! Sex... and drugs... an-an-and women being set on fire!"