Underdog felt he'd been screwed by the Witness Protection Program.

Underdog felt he’d been screwed by the Witness Protection Program.

“Where are you guys’s costumes?…Oh, real funny! Real mature!”

Because being a wiener dog is not embarrassing enough.

Little is known about the ultra rare girachsund besides it’s penchant for low hanging leaves and humping people’s legs…

Hmmm… that bitch in the cheetah costume is looking hot today.

This picture is funny because it’s a dog in a giraffe costume! I also find “Family Circus” hilarious!!

Inspired by his creative and quite clever master, Sparky then urinated on a toddler and chased a cricket into traffic.

“Why you got me on a leash? You think I’m gonna try and run away with this stupid thing on? Huh? Where would I go? I ask you, where would I go?”

Trying to increase sales,before the holiday season. Toys “R” Us, started its new Street Advertising campaign.

So that’s how David Schwimmer prepared for his role in Madagascar

What dogs have to wear in China town to avoid ending up in a spring roll.

Remind me never to say “Well, at least it can’t get any worse”

this will confuse the neighbors when i’m shitting in their yard.

the walmart version of a turducken…..a girdoggen

In an faint, vague, nebulous, ill-defined, unclear, blurry, misty, dark, dim, and shadowy way, this photo makes me hate Charlie Sheen even more.

Sally’s way of smuggling beer into the zoo.

Picture taken just before violent attack by kitten in lion costume.

"Ok, here’s my pitch: I wanna do a live action Madagascar…with dogs…on ice! The kids will wet themselves!

You Ain’t Nothin But A Giraffe Dog!

If you put a stick in my butt, I would resemble a corndog.

she puts this dam costume on me , but forgets to give me a bag to hold my candy.

“Every once in a while, I will don this giraffe costume, throw down some Elephant beer, and rediscover my roots. Born freeeeee, as free as the wind bloooooows, …”

Obama and McCain will be visiting the National Zoo today, Secret Service has been issued new uniforms for today’s event.

F!#% HUMANS

Believe it or not this is actually a natural phenomenon: it’s called pet owner retardation.