George A. Romero's: Cool Runnings

Ironically, they slammed into a brick wall and died.

I thought Dale Earnhart had a mustache …

George A. Romero’s: Cool Runnings

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2 more mimes die while trapped in a box

I hope the finish line is 6 feet deep.

After they crashed, the dual-purpose coffin came in really handy.

The Rolling Stones Farewell Tour got off to one hell of a start.

Yes mom! As a matter of fact, if my friends were to kill themselves and enter a soapbox derby I would join them!

Get used to this scene; retiring baby boomers are already hitting the roads and sucking the life from social security.

Late to their own funeral.

"Ok,which on of you skeletons has the keys!

They were going to do the race naked, but they didn’t have the guts!

The driver had a wreck because he couldn’t stop Coffin! Nuk Nuk Nuk!

The #1 reason for drive by shootings in California . Raider fans.

One foot on the gas, one foot in the grave, four dead on the floor.

Perfect reason why you should not combine vodka, wheels, and facepaint. Actually, it looks like they’re havin a pretty good time. Forget what I just said.

The world of dead-people boxcar racing was shattered today when two members of “The Graveyard Shift” tested positive in random heartbeat screenings.

they came in……dead last.

Mime is not dead. You just wish it were.

Harold was hoping to name his soapbox team “The Zoombies” while Todd maintained that “Speed Demons” was the most clever choice. No one sided with Blake, who came up with the moniker “Dead Canadians”.

Nicole Richie and Calista Flockhart are riding back seat!

…And Joan Rivers takes the lead!

I don’t care how stupid this looks ….
If it doesn’t need Gasoline, I am going to use it.

It’s not the first time i’ve been chased by a priest and a guy covered in blood.