Olive Garden just doesn't have the ambience it used to.

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Olive Garden just doesn’t have the ambience it used to.

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Not wanting to stick out like a sore thumb in his predominantly Protestant neighborhood, Angelo decided to tone-down his jewelry.

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Olive Garden just doesn’t have the ambience it used to.

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Its funny how the devil works, ever since Vinny got saved his back has been killing him.

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Joey Faccone, who suffers from severe memory loss, had subtle ways to remind himself of his nationality and religion.

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Joey Buttafuaco’s cousin, Vinny Buttugottabefuccinkiddinme…

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He won it for eating the most communion wafers

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Italian Kevlar? Bullet and Sin proof protection

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It’s a merit badge for the Guido-scouts.

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Rapper “Flavio Flav,” of the group “Nemico Pubblico,” poses for paparazzi on the red carpet at the Italian Grammys.

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the matching earrings were just to much for casual Friday at the Vatican…

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Really? You don’t look Jewish

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I got these beads from my priest after I showed him my tits.

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Saint Anthony Perish has the best bingo prizes.

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What’s funny is there are two N’s under each armpit because “Italian Stallion” wouldn’t fit on just the front and back.

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You may call it Bling……..But Anthony calls it “BADA Bling”

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Italian rap star, Lil Gino, famous for such hits as “I’m gonna whack yo mama” and “Tender is the night” died today. Preliminary reports suggest a broken neck was the cause. He is survived by his wife, 14 children and 23 grandchildren. Gino was 39.

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The prime suspect in the break-in of the “St. Peter’s Basilica” was quite easy to find.

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“What, THIS medallion? Yeah, I like it, too. Thanks for noticing.”

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Mr.T(ortellini)

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After some ‘persuasion’, the old man from Antique Roadshow agreed with Tony that his jewelry was worth a million billion dollars.

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The boss told Paulie to lay low and blend in. Paulie seen here in Kenya, turns 62 today.

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Tony gave it to me for that… uhh, lil job i did for him.

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This is the guy who crapped in the urinal from yesterday’s picture just cuz he thought it would be funnier than most of the captions.

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When the Pope met Johnny, even he said, “Maybe take it down a notch”

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Hey Mikey, you just won the Catholic Heavyweight Wrestling Championship. What are you going to do now?

“I’m goin’ to fuckin’ Disneyland!”

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