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Olive Garden just doesn’t have the ambience it used to.
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Not wanting to stick out like a sore thumb in his predominantly Protestant neighborhood, Angelo decided to tone-down his jewelry.
Its funny how the devil works, ever since Vinny got saved his back has been killing him.
Joey Faccone, who suffers from severe memory loss, had subtle ways to remind himself of his nationality and religion.
Joey Buttafuaco’s cousin, Vinny Buttugottabefuccinkiddinme…
He won it for eating the most communion wafers
Italian Kevlar? Bullet and Sin proof protection
It’s a merit badge for the Guido-scouts.
Rapper “Flavio Flav,” of the group “Nemico Pubblico,” poses for paparazzi on the red carpet at the Italian Grammys.
the matching earrings were just to much for casual Friday at the Vatican…
Really? You don’t look Jewish
I got these beads from my priest after I showed him my tits.
Saint Anthony Perish has the best bingo prizes.
What’s funny is there are two N’s under each armpit because “Italian Stallion” wouldn’t fit on just the front and back.
You may call it Bling……..But Anthony calls it “BADA Bling”
Italian rap star, Lil Gino, famous for such hits as “I’m gonna whack yo mama” and “Tender is the night” died today. Preliminary reports suggest a broken neck was the cause. He is survived by his wife, 14 children and 23 grandchildren. Gino was 39.
The prime suspect in the break-in of the “St. Peter’s Basilica” was quite easy to find.
“What, THIS medallion? Yeah, I like it, too. Thanks for noticing.”
Mr.T(ortellini)
After some ‘persuasion’, the old man from Antique Roadshow agreed with Tony that his jewelry was worth a million billion dollars.
The boss told Paulie to lay low and blend in. Paulie seen here in Kenya, turns 62 today.
Tony gave it to me for that… uhh, lil job i did for him.
This is the guy who crapped in the urinal from yesterday’s picture just cuz he thought it would be funnier than most of the captions.
When the Pope met Johnny, even he said, “Maybe take it down a notch”
Hey Mikey, you just won the Catholic Heavyweight Wrestling Championship. What are you going to do now?
“I’m goin’ to fuckin’ Disneyland!”
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