Caption Contest for September 04, 2008 Sorted by Rating

scientology is weird

That hat looks like crap on you.

Monday mornings at the office have been a lot smoother ever since Jagermeister put out their “Hangover Hat”. Now people just know how you feel without asking.

it is customary to set your crapcap at a jaunty angle

After years of absolute failure, the French have finally perfected the berret.

Cinnabon’s decision to cancle their promotional hats was probably the right call.

Sure it’s stylish, but it’s made by an asshole

A really funny hat to give to a blind guy

Does it come in a yamika?

These hats are a must have for my Cleveland Steamer themed par-tay!

Billy’s foam finger said he was #1, but his hat told everyone he was #2!

Hersey Kisses new spokesperson isn’t really working out. Sales have dropped into the toilet.

Everyone knew Davis had shit for brains. The fact that he had enough left over to make a hat was surprising.

Can you please just vote funny for my caption. I need a new shirt. I lost mine when I invented that shit hat.

It also comes in “Nutty” and “corn”

That is a very nice hat. For me to poop on!

This is soooo last season. It’s totally all about the Happy Ending Yamacha this fall.

Tom believed that fertilizing his thinning hair would grow more hair than those over the counter cures!

Even after the ‘Buy 1, get 1 Free Offer’ … Those hats were not selling.

first

The Army tries out their new camouflage beret for the next shithole they have to fight in.

If John McCain becomes president, I’ll eat my hat! …er, make that someone else’s hat.

Not shown, the dick face scarf

what a party pooper!

This and some Axe body spray and the flies won’t be able to keep their hands off you.