Lyle couldn’t help but wonder if his “no” answer on the overtime question kept him from getting the bank teller job.

dennis was so melancholy because his urine always tested positive for failure.

Nathan just realized that Vegan girls wont eat ANY meat.

Lyle couldn’t help but wonder if his “no” answer on the overtime question kept him from getting the bank teller job.

Who ever wins the shirt for this caption should send it to this guy. At least then he will have a new shirt and can narrow down his options in life to “funny or die”

Awwww, cheer up there buddy. So what if Harvard didn’t need a janitor, there’s always Yale… right?

I dont think that Geico’s new campain of “So easy an emo can do it” will take off

Just found out they canceled ultimate frisbee as an elective.

sometimes you feel like a nut…..some times you..OH SHIT!

Don’t worry mom, that rubber he keeps in his wallet is going to be there for a long, long time.

The moment Zack realized his hot ex-girlfriend from the Piercing shop, was just using him for practice.

Samuel was devastated when he was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder, but he was crushed when he realized one of his personalities…“Jackie” was just fucking with him.

Uh, nice shirt. No, actually I can’t even say that. It’s kinda gay. Nice backpack. There, now i feel better.

While his parents were glad the cowardly lion overcame his fear, now they wished he only had a brain.

wasnt this the feral child in the mad max movies?

I think the pink and brown strips are a bit much

The Chronicles of Dorkia

No Martha. He wasn’t a cute baby either.

And if you really listen close you can hear his Dad killing himself…

I remember the good old days, when passing out at a party just got you a couple Sharpie-drawn dicks on your face.

You heard me wrong. I said, “put a light saber through your ear”.

I would say this kid was a bonehead, but I’m pretty sure it would only encourage him to take his obsession one step further.

In related news, the Catholic Church announced that it is reversing its fifteen hundred year long stance on birth control.

Carrot Top’s less famous cousin Tossed Salad Face, on his way to Algebra II at the Santa Clara Community College.

Carrot Top hits rock bottom..

Each accessory represents a hug he didn’t get from his father.