Seconds from becoming the scariest 69 in history.

Olea this mother fucker!

Ray Romano was initially upset he got paired with Rosie O’donnell for ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ but was soon impressed with her athletic ability.

“Powerful California Earthquake Felt In Mexico”

This man can teach a bull to do a headstand and his dog still shits on the sofa.

Ever been teabagged by a ribeye?

What you cant see from here is that this is the worlds greatest soccer kick of all time.

20 bucks says that matador has a pencil moustache.

Red Bull…doesn’t give you wings.

Seconds from becoming the scariest 69 in history.

6 comments without a die vote. Hmm, assholes must not get off till 5:30!

if i had balls that big i’d stand on my head in front of a crowd too…

Now when I count to three, you will think you are a chicken.

The crowd giggled as they could not decide who looked gayer, Fruitloops the cartwheeling bull or Juan with the pink and yellow kite shoved up his ass.

Fed up with manuels showboating the bull decided it was time to freestyle.

The immovabull object versus the simply irresistibull tight pants object.

Cezar and Esteban demonstrate to the sold out audience their updated version of lawn darts by throwing bulls instead.

Why can’t I just be food, without all of this drama? Fucking humans.

At $12.50 a pound for prime, you better do more than just sit there…

Mess with the bull, and you get….it’s balls in your face?!?

When reached for comment about the incident, the bull simply said, “moo,” then was stabbed to death with brightly colored swords.

This Bull was disqualified sunday for the use of “ilegal” martial arts techniques as described in section 3 of the bull fighting code of ethics outline.

He just got o layed

Bulls last words” Who threw that fucking banana peal into the arena?”

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to the ring… Tumbleweed! (funnier if you use Strip Bar announcer voice)

The matador liked to be called chile, and the bull con carne…why, because they were always being found in the can together.