Once termites got to the wardrobe, the Kids had to use the far less popular entrance to Narnia.

Once termites got to the wardrobe, the Kids had to use the far less popular entrance to Narnia.

And that is why I crap in the sink.

THE LOAF THAT PINCHED BACK

Children of the Corn-Hole.

Those new Japanese toilets even floss your teeth for you.

Pauly Shore battles the ghost that was his career.

The first # 3 in history.

I hope he washes his hands hands !

Weapon of Ass Destruction

The Ring 4 : The Crappening.

Hey, i see where my last 5 captions ended up!

If there was ever a time to yell “NOT LIKE THIS!!”, this would be it.

Why does the acid alway kick in while I’m dropping a deuce!

Just as he thought his day couldn’t get any worse, he noticed that it was 2 left hands….....terrific.

Man, that landlord’s a mean little bitch.!

When Joe said he took a monster dump everyone thought he was speaking figuratively. Oh how wrong they were.

Who does number two work for?

My shit eats pieces of people like you for breakfast.

Tired of getting doors slammed in his face, this Jehovah’s witness took a more creative approach… for Jesus.

C’mon, aint so bad down here. – Charlie Sheen

If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me.

“Oh man, this is gunna be a two-flusher for sure.”

Honey, I was just sitting on the toilet when your mom popped in. It was awkward!

Freddy’s parents never spoke as proudly of their other son Bobby Krueger.