In the next alley over, another G.I. was writhing on a giant sheet of fly paper.

Weapon of Mouse Destruction

Semper f—

In the next alley over, another G.I. was writhing on a giant sheet of fly paper.

Dear Mrs. Ryan: We regret to inform you that your son was caught in a giant mousetrap. The only thing he loved more than his country was peanut butter, apparently.

Those poor guys can’t get Kevlar OR Cheddar.

after years of searching, we finally find iraq’s dissapointing “weapon of mass destruction”

In Iraq, they bait the traps with freedom…

You’ve been shot at by snipers. Walked through minefields. Nearly been run over by a tank. And now it’s Miller time.

G I don’t know if I should be doing this Joe.

And then a bowling ball fell into a bath tub, fell through the drain, landed on a see-saw that flipped a cup, that dumped water into a bucket, it raised a bell, and with a loud ding… a big red cage fell on him.

“You say my son caught the clap?”

“No, ma’am, I said, He got caught in a trap”

Push lever if your sargent is a jerk.

I call it “The Man Trap”. And no, It’s not a gay bar.

After G.I. Joe drew on her face with magic marker and cut off her hair, Barbie got even.

Who said there ain’t no cure for stupid?

If you stare at this picture after drinking a 12 pack of Rolling Rock, then stand on your head with your pants down, you’ll see one eyed Joe pissin on a machine gun.

The world changed the day Haliburton merged with Parker Brothers.

THE trap cautiously moved in and sniffed the things hand…he wanted to be friendly, but instinct told him to be carefull.

R.I.P: Beetle Bailey.

If you’re dumb enough to join…

Rats is good eatin’!

I think I finally understand that joke about Military IntellegenceSNAP

Don’t do it Lenny ! Trap of Mice & Men.

Did you know you are more likely to die in a giant mouse trap accident then to be attacked by a shark.

heres an idea: change this fuckin picture