Timmy wanted a remote control car. Jan wanted a puppy. Dad saw an opportunity to teach them a life lesson about compromise.

Timmy wanted a remote control car. Jan wanted a puppy. Dad saw an opportunity to teach them a life lesson about compromise.

In China they call this “meals on wheels.”

I guess the saying is true: “You can’t teach an old dog to use a table saw”.

Dear Jesus: Please forgive me for writing cruel captions about a little dog on wheels. And please be with me during my scheduled double foot surgery tomorrow. Amen.

Missing: White Puppy 213-123-5555

Found: Two Puppy legs 213-321-5555

the surgery was followed up by an awkward paws…actually a couple of them.

After long thought, the Bliss family decided to name the dog “Hell.”

The dog cant keep her eyes off the red dick to the right

The Cadillac of dogs.

“That’s how I roll!”

Fifi finally found out what happens when you catch up with the car.

A two-legged stepdog walks into a bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paws.”

Hey mom look, “No Hands.”

I cant concentrate on this contest with a potato penis sitting right next to it. Damn FOD. Damn you to hell!

Come on Baby, let’s roll.

Sparky and his owner win the wheelbarrow race every year at the county fair.

Fido impressed all the bitches by doing wheelies in front of them

That’s just plain laziness!!

T….......T…..........T…..........TIMMY!!!

Think mom will notice?

Fluffy never let his canine diabettes control his life.

“Note to self: never lick peanut butter off of Edward Scissorhand’s balls again…”

She’s a lovely bitch but it’s like fucking a wheel-barrow, said Rex.

Does it bark or does it honk ?

Holy shit! This dog has no tail!