Honey, can you peel this one? My hands shake just when I think about it...

No Conner the science project was to make a Clock out of a potato.

When they gave Cindy the Heimlich Maneuver, nobody saw this coming.

This is the only way I can get my girlfriend to eat vegetables.

Honey, can you peel this one? My hands shake just when I think about it…

Honey?, why are you using KY to wash that potato?

The black potato is much bigger

You say potato. I say Penis.

The Lays company was sued for copyright infrigement after that debuted there new slogan, “This spuds for you.”

One potato, two potato, three potato, whore.

Mr. Potato Head looked on the bright side after recovering his penis…”At least it’s not mashed!”

Yeah, OK, Grandma, it looks like a dick, we get it. Jesus Christ. Do you have to do this every Thanksgiving?

Today’s menu: fresh garden gang-bang.

As a man, I’m worried how this image makes me hungry…

A new category was created at the Adult Entertainment Awards in order to coincide with the increasing desire for a Eco-Friendly industry.

The cucumber is now officially a useless vegetable

And remember kids – make sure you wrap it up to prevent spores.

Help control the plant population: Have your crops spayed or neutered.

Whoreticulture

On second thought I’ll have the rice.

Does the baked potato come with fromundachesse on it?

arby’s figured out why all of their curly fries would straighten out when a hot chick walked in.

Our first “organic dildo”

God is not above immature pranks, apparently…

The farmer became suspiscious when his wife said she wanted to “plow the garden” at 12:30 at night.

irish potatoes. strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.