Two in the pink, one in the ink.

Ok, you sold me, I’ll watch the Beijing olympics…

Two in the pink, one in the ink.

Can you say “ink bukkake”?

My wife just walked in, saw this picture and freaked out. The fact that I was masturbating probably didn’t help.

Don’t worry…I’ll pee on you if it stings you.

Great… a dead octopus gets more action then I do.

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What do you mean my sushi bar got a B restaurant health rating?

Reason #43 why not to do extacy.

Hey honey, why is there ink all over the bed?

“Don’t have sex with them Dave, I bet they have crabs!”

You should see where they put the sea cucumber.

Tiffany, your tongue is salty…OH FUCK!

What kind of crazy ass party did you go to last night?

the octopus uses a very strange defense mechanism as it releases a small asian woman to scare away its prey, because there is nothing more dangerous to a group of live fish than asians.

This is just gross, those octopi will never get the soy smell off their skin.

Ewwwww! Who has to sleep in THAT wet spot?

You think this is bad? Wait till the cameras pan down.

Miso hot!

Michelle and Sarah were unanimously considered by all Costco employees to have the coolest Membership ID card.

Images that were seized from Sponge Bob’s computer. He faces 2 counts of felony octopus murder. And 1 count of awesomeness.

Regular porn wasn’t cutting it for Aquaman. He had to have his own “special touch”.

Why can’t asian men just whack off to normal shit?

Yea, its gross, but somewhere, some old man is paying $500 an hour to watch it.

“Debbie Does Seaworld”