How dead is the guy who leaked this photo.

“I don’t understand why phone need to be point at me while you texting?”

See? Not all Asians have small tits.

How dead is the guy who leaked this photo.

Hold on, I feel naked without my glasses. OK, now.

Dear Condi,

I think of you often. Attached is a recent photo of me. As you can see, I’ve been putting in the time at the gym. I look forward to more ‘negotiations’. Tee hee!!

Yours, KJ

Beer: 8 Dorrar

Chair: 76 Dorrar

“Browing up entire worrd with extremery expensive atomic missres”: Priceress

After the last challenger was executed, Kim Jong Il declared himself North Korean Strip Poker Champion.

With a strategically placed napkin, two 20 ounce ‘beers of courage’ in his system, and his best Zoolander face, Kwon Li blazed into the world of online dating.

What happens in North Korea, Stay’s in North Korea.

No, I fuck you wit my grasses on!

Jabba no wunga, Luke Skywalker.

If you really concentrate you can hear that eHarmony rejection letter rolling off the printer…

In landmark diplomatic breakthrough, Dear Leader visits the USA and enjoys the amenities of the Crawford ranch. (not seen, President Bush in cowboy boots and a Speedo)

Do you know how I know you’re gaysian?

I never thought Kim Jong Il would remind me of my Dad.

Raundry Day.

“Why don’t you take a seat.” Oh, No! Chris Hansen!

“FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN”

Rob Schneider has really let himself go.

Your ad said nothing about you having glasses.

I’m too Rexy for my shirt, too Rexy for my chair…

Kim Jong-il says “Fuck it, I’m Kim Jong-il”

Who new that Kim Jun Il had the body of a guy from Wisconsin. Bratwurst, nice.

“They can strip me of my power…my title…my clothing…but they will NEVER strip my dignity!”

Baby you want to wuv me sexy? Baby you want to wick me sexy?