I hope there are no stairs in this war.

Scoot to kill

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison for a crime they didn’t commit. They escaped and live on the run. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: THE GAY-TEAM.

A Canadian S.W.A.T. Team moves in on a jaywalker.

Segway: When all you have left to surrender is your dignity.

G.I. Gobs

...now I’m damn proud of this caption but only Arrested Development fans will get it, so I assume it will get a lot of “Dies”.

Justice comes at 6mph.

I hope there are no stairs in this war.

It started to get really embarrassing when Larry shouted out “ptew, ptew, ptew”.

Fuck! Stairs!!!

“Special” forces.

As he looked out his window, Kevin immediately knew he shouldn’t have ripped the tag off his mattress.

The San Francisco City Council felt the SWAT team was just a little too butch. Makeover!

The Police Chief knew his plan had failed when the fugitive had ran to safety on the second floor.

We’ve got multiple segways in pursuit of a white Ford Bronco.

One of these guys has “Bad Boys” as his ringtone.

Suddenly bike cops look a whole lot cooler.

Now a cop really knows what it’s like to have something between his legs.

retreat their is a bump on the road

Let ‘em go boys… He’s heading over to the beach, I don’t want the sand to mess up my gears

Sadly, all 7 soldiers were taken out by a suicide gerbil.

S.W.A.T: The Musical

the remake of CHiPs just didn’t have the same feel as the original.

Mall security finally had the five year old Gummi Bear shoplifter cornered.

They are a mean, “green” killing machine.

STOP SHOOTING …. I am your Sergent …. Aaargghh….