Local man offends entire community with mustache.

“Well, yeah… NOW he sits”

I’ll take the Michael Vick Platter, does that come with dipping sauces?

Local man offends entire community with mustache.

Oddly enough…in sign language it spells delicious.

I said I wanted to PAUSE for dinner!

Steve had always been a proponent of Animal Rights. What he didn’t know was that Animal Lefts were just as delicious.

A whole new meaning for Scooby Snack…

“These feet were made for wokkin’”

If turnems keeps making captions for this, one is bound to be funny eventually

Hi, I am looking for my lost… You SON OF A BITCH!!!!

No, thank you. The rest of the dog was plenty filling.

You need to put pictures on your menu. I thought “Toefu” was a goddamn typo!

No thank you, dogs feet go straight to my ass.

Bizarre Foods host Andrew Zimmern takes a break from stuffing his mouth full of balls to try another local favorite.

Something for that scratch in your throat.

Im sorry I ordered the K10 combination plate chicken fingers and fried rice.. I do believe this is the K9

And I suppose you want me to eat those with chopsticks as well.

“You no pay Yakuza protection money! You see what happen to precious Fluffy! Tomorrow we be back for Mittens… YOU PAY NOW!”

“Here’s the Chinese Stereotype special you ordered.”

I don’t think I want to eat this… It still has a cancer bracelet on…

Dammit Fong! I said walk the dog! Not WOK the dog!

Fuck it…the sauce is what makes the dish anyway!

finger food is what makes dining bearable

I told you to wash the dog, damn it!

The Cosmetology department refused to comment on tonight’s tragic accident involving the Pigmy manicurist who mistakenly told her boss to “Eat Me!”