Opening scene from Pam & Tommy Lee's 50th wedding anniversary video.

If Grandpa face plants, I need you to jab this needle into my chest, can you handle that Billy?

When his wife initially asked what he wanted for his birthday, this wasn’t exactly the type of ‘blow’ Elmer had in mind. But who was he to complain.

Well, you can’t do 8 hours of Bingo on Geritol alone.

Yeah my dealer is convinced he is an 1860’s Gold Prospector… Just play along or he gets weird.

Holy Shit this contest is FIXED!, thats the worst winning one yet. I’m just gonna look for the shirt on ebay.

his social security check just came in the mail

well at least he’s not taking bumps off a dead hooker

This would go well on Cheerios…

Uncle Billy figured that 34 crushed up Viagra would be enough for this month’s erection.

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the flower suspenders.

No grandpa, I meant Cocaine was cool in the 80’s, not cool when your 80.

Santa Clause prepares for another long holiday season.

This coke is the bees knees

Next on HBO: Bratwurst and Blow: A Minnesota Story.

What do you mean, “My grandkids aren’t allowed to come over anymore”

The scariest part about crystal meth is that the guy in the picture is 31 years old

Roland found crushing up his medication and snorting it was easier than swallowing dozens of pills every day.

There goes my inheritance!

Grampa always had a had time swallowing his Viagra pills.

“Something’s not right, guys. You did say you kept the good stuff on the banister next to the…urn. Oh…nooooo…I’ve made a terrible mistake.”

With flight prices increasing…. Haas found a cheap way to fly over the Alps

100 percent pure Norwegian “Snow”.

It started out with the love of “Running trains” but i found out soon my real passion was in “RAILING”// Haaaww Yyyeeee i’ll start the paaararrty!!

Damn that FoD Webmaster… snorting coke while on the job !!! Too wasted to change the caption picture the next day…

Why do you think they call it a Stimulus Check, bitch?!?