Gatorade's promo for their new flavor: Gravy.

After this, Shaq taught the children to swim in a public pool with their shirts on.

Gatorade’s promo for their new flavor: Gravy.

I was a tubby just like you, but with hard work you too could grow up to be a basketball superstar. Well, maybe not you Numa Numa kid… oh who the hell am I kidding, you’re all going to die virgins

I would like to personally thank all six people who saw Kazaam in Theatres.

Brangelina’s Crew in 2015.

Shaq’s smile quickly faded when he heard these words: “Hi Shaq, Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC.”

Shaq’s attempt to re-create Da Vinci’s last supper was both ill inforned and historically inaccurate

Take a knee children. Uncle Shaq wants to tell you about good touches and bad touches.

For just $4239.62 a day, you could help feed a child like this.

Funnyordie: making fun of overweight children since 2007.

Shaq’s War on Obesity was about as effective as Bush’s War on Terror.

Next event in track and field: Rolling in flour.

Unable to compete in the pros anymore, Shaq has been dominating the special olympic circuit.

The Make-A-Wish Foundation made it possible for Shaq to meet some people who enjoyed his last 3 movies

After several attempts to clone Shaq, scientists throw in the towel

Ok ma’am, can you pick the man who robbed you out of this lineup?

Shaq on location with the cast of his newest film “Lord of the Fries”

The “Lifetime ban from Old Country Buffet” club.

Shaq, hosting NBC’s newest game show hit, ‘Meal or No Meal.”

This bench has 3 seconds to live

Shaq’s Child Bra campaign ad.

a quick photo op before boarding the small yellow bus

I havn’t seen this many titties since I went to the strip club last week.

The combined contents of everyone’s bellybutton: 3 pounds of lint, 9 cheetos, a G.I. Joe, and 4 NBA World Championship rings.

There’s more tits in this picture than the Pam/Tommy Lee sex tape.