"Honey, don't be offended, but does our kid really need a Halloween costume?"

“Honey, don’t be offended, but does our kid really need a Halloween costume?”

look what my gynocologist pulled out.

Mickey Mouse’s meth habbit is starting to take its toll..

Renae Zelwiger in….....

Ok, I am convinced. Some chick with absolutely no sence of humor is picking these pictures along with the winner. Thank you funny or die.

Ahh…that’s right little mousies…I am just one of you…come sit near uncle pussy pants.

God dammit! Every time I put a costume on I gotta take a piss.

this is why Hugh Heffner kicks his bunnies out after 29

Cunfucious says: “Man and Mouse alike, both end up in pussy”

LOL cat sez “I’m in ur halloween costume, POOPING”

Ninja dogs take many forms Grasshopper.

Hugh Hefner decides to go with the bunny costume instead of the smoking jacket.

Mom, Just take the fucking picture already!

Trick or Treat. Oooo, sank you!

oooh, sake not taste so nice!

F*cking Meow!

Former mousketeer and teen heartthrob Annette Funicello announced her comeback tour today. Frankie Avalon could not be reached for comment.

In the year 2030, Jackie Chan plays Yoda in episode XX of Star Wars, return of Hayden Christensen.

yes, let’s draw more attention to me

i made it through the fire, I can make it through this costume

Snoop Dog’s first Birthday.

Start the reactor Quaid! Start the reactor!

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

Want to smell my hat?

i don’t care if i have to squint for the rest of my life, i look ridiculous in glasses.