Kermit usually wore a shirt that says "If you can read this the pig fell off"

Kermit usually wore a shirt that says “If you can read this the pig fell off”

No, I said I needed my bike TOWED.

Where we’re going, we don’t need toads….

Hey, ladies… I have no external genitalia, but I have a 12 inch tongue and can hold my breath for fifteen minutes.

“When I’m on my chopper with nothing but open road stretched out in front of me, nothing else matters in the world… I just grip it and ribbit.”

Custom bike by West Coast Hoppers.

the toad less travelled

F* the tortoise and the hare

Races Like Chicken!

with the wb now defunct it was either this or donate his body to science. digger decided this was slightly more dignifying than having his genitalia exposed to a high school science class!

I gotta move this before it gets toad !

The cop pulled him over for having no helmet on, before realising that the driver was a frog.

On pulling into the road stop diner Froggy realized his engine had ran hot and roasted his delicious legs.

According to his tell-all autobiography, “Amphibian on Amphetamines”, Robin, Kermit’s nephew, rebelled in his teen years, turning to drugs and gangs after years of molestation by his more famous uncle.

The new “CHiPS” movie is definitely going to suck.

Overheard during the casting for Easy Rider: “I wanted Dennis fucking Hopper, you asshole!!”

Sammy had lost the frog leaping contest 7 years in a row…this year would be different

I love the feeling of the wind in my Gland.

Lily for sale or rent, pads to let fifty-cents, I’m a Frog of means by no means, King of the Toad.

Dennis refused to go into detail about the biker who kicked his ass.

Born to eat flies.

“Fuck! Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck! Just be cool” thought a shitfaced Jeremiah as the traffic cop approached from behind…

I think SiriusX10 is sleeping with the judges

French Meals on Wheels.

Jumping on his hog after coming out of the liquor store he just robbed, Dirk thought, “Kermit was a pussy.”