Hamburglar porn.

Eco Fact: Cows are responsible for 18% of greenhouse gas emissions. I’m just doing my part…

You put a bun on it? I’m on the Atkins Diet, what are you trying to do, make me fat?

In response to the country-wide obesity scare, McDonald’s released it’s new burger: the “Fuck it”

Only 3 more punches till I get my free one!

When Carl’s manager asked him how much meat he could cram in one box, he didn’t understand she was just flirting with him…

“Oh, I’m not going to eat it. I just hate vegetarians.”

So I said, ‘Fuck the wedding cake, let’s order us some cheeseburgers!’

Huh, thats weird. I didnt have diabetes before lunch.

How did Hamburgular Porn even win? It doesn’t even have a single fucking Funny vote.

Honestly, the sense of humor of the person who picks the winner of the caption contest found the movie “weekend a bernies 2 funny”. Better yet a Dane cook fan

Hamburglar porn F’ing won??? What a crock of bear shit…

That’s the gayest fucking winning caption ever.

oh and i’ll have a diet coke with that as well, i’m trying to cut back on the carbs.

New, from Carls Jr. The Fifteen Hundred Dollar Burger. Dont bother me, Im dying.

it doesnt even make sense

your kidding me that sucks

it’s the damn bunny photo that really won

WHATT?? Hamburglar porn?

Yummy, but who cut the cheese?

“We’re going to need a bigger toilet…..”

Is it still excessive when you find out that they used Boca Burgers and soy cheese?

A handy way to transport a shotgun unnoticed into a bank for a mid-afternoon stickup. And as a bonus, you have a snack after the hard work is done!

40 stack cheese burger- $30, Hospital Bills for heart attack- $1120, Proving to your friends that you can eat more than the japanese person on ESPN- Priceless

we only dropped half of these

Jared finally decided to say “Fuck Subway”