Ha ha! You can see that dog's cubic hair!

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Ha ha! You can see that dog’s cubic hair!

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Ha ha! You can see that dog’s cubic hair!

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Little Bo Peep, shaved her sheep, and moved to New York City. Bought a new dress, oh what a mess, boy did they both look shitty.

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The pot-head’s best friend is truly the Rice Krispies Treat terrier.

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“You think I’d feel embarrassed, but she’s the one that picks up my shit.”

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tetris, sit! stay! good dog

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I didn’t even know I was black.

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“Honey, what horribly demoralized creature goes with this skirt?”

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My other dog is a trapezoid.

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I wish this leash was longer so I could jump out into traffic and end this…

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To further promote their “Fur is Murder” campaign, PETA activists replaced Fifi’s tasteless fur coat with recycled styrofoam

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further delusional as to meaning of witty haute couture ,Sarah Jessica Parker and assistant (shown on left) arrive at her movie premiere of-”Square Pegs”

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Dog³

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Haha turnems – it’s Kid and Play’s dog!

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Usually after you take the dog out of the box, you take the styrofoam off it.

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If you think this looks weird, you haven’t seen one of these being born.

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Lost!!! Poodle, white, 40 lbs, gay as all fucking hell.

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In the most sickening example of genetic modification yet, a new variety of Poodle has been developed for easy shipping from Chinese factories

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What happens when you tell a dyslexic girl to shave her cooch’s pubes.

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Its either a dog you can sit on or a bench that fetches.

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As she left the Korean restaurant, Susan immediately regretted asking them to box up the rest of her meal.

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nintendogs in 8-bit graphics.

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Sadly, the car sped by before Muffin had a chance to break free and throw herself in front of it.

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Someone please call the ASPCA and have my owners neutered.

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Man, I really “cubed the pooch” on this one!

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I keep trying to think of a funny caption, but I just can’t think outside the box.

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