Now if we could just figure out how to make an ass taste like an apple.....

Now if we could just figure out how to make an ass taste like an apple…..

Shrek 4: Fiona’s Apple

Overheard on the fruit porn set: “Whatever you do, don’t come in cider.”

Bitch gave me crabapples.

Too bad it’s not a full body shot. I hear she has a great pear.

Coring this apple is illegal in twelve states.

I always thought GraNNy Smith Apples tasted like ass anyways.

When the Erotic Grocer advertises 49 cents a pound, he ain’t talkin’ weight.

On the Third Day, God let Rusty, the “special” angel, take a shot at fruit.

so…do we check and see if there’s a worm inside?

Why Johnny Appleseed died of syphilis.

Although developed in the same year, the navel orange went on to be much more commercially viable.

An example of what Freud’s mother used to put in his lunch sack. It all makes sense now.

I LOVE Miley Cyrus!

After several marketing tests Dole gave up on the Georgia O’Keefe apple.

there’s something wrong with this picture, I just can’t put my finger in it.

I found this one when I was bobing for assholes

The Pope will call it a miracle if you see the Virgin Mary in your cereal, but Jenna Jameson never gets her due!

Strangely, Elton John refused to eat his apple….

And that’s when God told Adam to just stay the hell away from the tree of knowledge.

Weird, this is exactly what my balls and vagina look like.

you know you want to smell it.

i cant believe i made it on funnyordie.com

Two in the green, one in the yellow?

”...rectum?? that apple nearly killed ‘em…”