Skills: I can type 45 WPM, know Excel, and get rid of your ant problem.

Someone from Match.com is going to be extremely disappointed.

Sadly, Nibbles the Anteater misunderstood the salesman when he said the new Windows Vista still has a lot of bugs in it.

The neighbors were SO jealous when they learned that OUR aardvark was wireless.

Ok Busted! I’m not really an 18 year old, big busted, leggy blond who enjoys pillow fights.

No matter how hard he tried, Fuzzy could never be the chameleon he knew he was inside.

I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline. Let me guess, this is the first time you’ve ever done this.

Funny thing is, this is still less annoying than that talking paperclip.

The Geek squad service at Mediocre Buy .

Hello, Funny or Die Tech support, how can I help you?

The only thing more odd than an anteater on a laptop is what he’s hiding on the screen.

When asked if the ant-eater was logging on for porn…”Look I spend most of my life poking around in holes, I don’t need to see people do it.”

“Darlene, get the fly swatter…....that damn cat is back again.”

carrie bradshaw feverishly types a column about her problems with mr. big. “ugh. he loves jazz.”

“A photo from the writers room of the movie “Urban Cowboy”

with budget cuts at microsoft, tech support had to be outsourced to south america.

“there’s no way I’m letting you take away my anteater porn”

Cleveland Zoo’s Geek Squad…......

President Bush, again defended his Secretary of Ants…

President Bush, once more, defended his appointed Secretary of Ant Defense.

“Hi, I’m a Mac” “And I’m a PC” “And we’d just like to say, fuck ant-eaters”

i wanted wifi not what ever this is

i’m tried of this im going with apple

Actor Adrian Brody has signed on to star in a sequel to the 1995 movie “Hackers”

We never did figure out who was sending out all those strange, encrypted emails from our account.