Although Jumbo had a good attitude and went about his work with gusto, the restaurant was eventually forced to consider hiring a new valet.

Hello OnStar?

While the grey minivan lures the mother elephant away from her nest, the red and blue minivans are stealing her delicious eggs.

For Sale: Silver 1995 Toyota Mini-Van. Low highway miles. Very clean. Moderate elephant damage. Call: Jeff Corwin 555-NUTS.

“Hey, turn the radio down for a second. I think an elephant might be ramming the shit out of the right side of our car . . .”

OH MY GOD!!! HEEEELLLP!!! HEL…..oh, look, baby giraffes!

Those damn Republicans run everything into the ground!

Elephant vagina scented air freshners are no longer available at the wildlife park gift shop.

Although Jumbo had a good attitude and went about his work with gusto, the restaurant was eventually forced to consider hiring a new valet.

African Elephants have longer ears and stand taller at the shoulder. Indian elephants have smaller ears and like to fuck with passing minivans.

Dumbo 2: First Blood

.....aaaah, but an elephant never forgets…Joe shouldn’t have cut him off at the NJ Turnpike while giving him the bird in ‘76…

It’s good to see Kirsty Alley working again.

For the love of God! Somebody shut off the John Tesh CD!!

After cutting himself shaving in the morning and getting fired in the afternoon, Phil was now officially having a bad day.

“We don’t need the extra elephant insurance you said, it’s a scam you said. Now what do we do Carl?”

Everyone told Jeff that when he laughed he sounded like an elephant in heat, but he never believed it until now.

“Hey dickhead with the camera! How about a little less taking our picture and a little more getting some fucking help!”

we had to come to Thailand, didn’t we? We couldn’t just go to Disneyworld like everybody else.

Ed made damn sure that his wife won’t take him to see “Sex and the City”.

Horton hears a who… then completely flips his shit!

Obviously Seigfried and Roy’s luck hasn’t gotten any better

“Nope, they’re not under the car either. DAMN, where the hell did I leave those keys? OH, they’re in my pocket. They were in my pocket the whole time. HA! How about that!”

Peanut oil powered vehicles proved economical but unsatisfactory in acceleration during initial tests Friday.

“God Damnitt George! You just had to throw your poo at him.”, screamed the Man in the Yellow Hat.

They never got to conduct the experiment; on the way into the elephant compound, the van hit a speed bump and Dr. Heath spilled a bucket of pheromones all over himself and the graduate students. The resulting degradation and horror lasted until nightfall.