when the ad said kayaking in chilie, i thought they meant the country.

If someone already holds the World Record for this I’m going to be really pissed…

when the ad said kayaking in chilie, i thought they meant the country.

Larry’s dream of riding a big giant wiener really wasn’t gay until he threw on the pink helmet.

A close up of Gary Busey’s sperm.

Fuck, this isn’t working. I should have used a taco.

Yet another failed attempt by Gilligan to get off of the Island.

How did I spend my stimulus check? Ummm…don’t worry about it.

See? Scientology works!

Even with all of his fans and hundreds of reporters watching, Steve knew that trying this stunt without ketchup would be the most difficult thing he’d ever done, and the only way he could become more than “just another wiener”.

Yet another failed attempt by Gilligan to get off of the island.

Bob was worried about the water temperature.If it was to cold,his weiner would shrink letting the water seep in between his buns.

In a feeble attempt to make David Blaine and Criss Angel look like bitches, Fred dropped acid then took a bath.

As Carl batted away another piranha, he slowly realized a possible mistake in watercraft.

After struggling in the rapids, Jack spent the rest of the race playing KETCHUP

Frank got no furter.

everyone knows that hot dogs are more aerodynamic

...and my dad said i was a loser, that it would never work, get a job he told me, take a bath he told me, but look at me now, im not some joke to be laughed at dad, heh i showed him.

Timmy now regrets eating those mushrooms he found up the river.

With the price of fuel through the roof, Jimmy opted for another mode of transportation that provided it’s own “gas”.

This picture HAS to be fake…everyone knows hot dogs can only travel upstream.

” You think this is crazy, last night i ate seven kayaks at a baseball game”.

John knew if his wife smelled hotdogs on him again he was going to be in trouble but he didn’t give a fuck, this is living!!!

After his wife left him, Jack decided he wanted to kill himself in style!

Through his tears Mikey could see the finish line but he knew his special Olympics dream was over as crashing waves destroyed the clever disguise, exposing his giant penis to the judges.