Sadly, Janet's milk shake DIDN'T bring all the boys to the yard.

You’d be thirsty, too, if you’d just spent 12 hours putting on jeans.

“Is there a button for the entire third row?”

Eventually park rangers caught her and released her to her natural habitat, New Jersey.

If only this vending machine sold second chances…

Sadly, Janet’s milk shake DIDN’T bring all the boys to the yard.

After 2 failed attempts, Janet will once again try to unhinge her jaw and swallow a vending machine whole

Victoria’s darkest, most disturbing secret

We told her, “Shake it, but don’t break it”. But she broke the shit out of it.

A short rest after clearing out G1-G35

Mindy finally gave in and admitted that her lunchbox was just too big

It was at this point in the date when Pete decided going to eHarmony was not the best idea.

Unleash your inner Ape with King Kong Thongs, by Hugo Boss

Re-tread G-strings now available at the tractor supply store

The baby was not as filling as she thought.

Megan “thundertaint” Bonser was last seen trying to intimidate a vending machine.

NEED BEVERAGE TO WASH DOWN BABY!!

After 3 hours of trying to squeeze the vending machine in to her suitcase, RIta finally realized that it only works in cartoons.

Will someone tell Mary that shaking the vending machine for free candy DOESN’T count as daily exercise…

I need something to wash down that yummy baby!

Why the terrorists hate us

“Wait, wait, let’s talk about this”, the vending machine pleaded in its final moments.

Local hottie topples vending machine when she finds out there is no more diet cola. Details at 10pm.

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Mad Cow vs. Red Bull

“Im gonna make luuuuv to all these soda pops”