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May 21, 2008
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fed up with being released to float randomly through the sky, the balloons decided it was high time to get organized and put an end to the genocide!

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Just when i thought you couldnt get any dumber, you go and do something like this….AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF

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What do you mean clowns have tanks?

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They said a bald head couldn’t produce static. They aren’t sayin’ shit now.

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“Despite his bland wardrobe, Jingles the clown always was an over-achiever.” =w=

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“Dad aren’t you proud of me?”“Yeah sure i’ll totally need this when my company is fighting in a rainbow! For gods sake Johnny your 35 grow some damn grapes son!”

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Dean Wanrner stands defient when faced with the new Deathmobile, Adam McKay is soon removed as the producer of Animal House 2

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we have a no bid contract, they have to take it

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..and when they’re figuring out what the fuck this is , thats when we send the cruise missle.

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We’re working on a theory that the insurgents are terrified of Skittles.

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The Army’s “Don’t ask Don’t Tell” went straight out the fucking window when the 69th Rear Infantry built this!

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I came here to do 2 things, drink some beer and drive a tank made out of balloons…and it looks like were all out of beer.

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Taste the rainbow, Bin Laden.

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If Halliburton hired party clowns…

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this. tank. is. FABULOUS!

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The military’s “Don’t ask Don’t tell” policy in action.

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Turns out Genies are real assholes. This will help me take over Canada…tops

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Upon completion, Ed realized that his lifes work was after all, bullshit.

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You laugh, but this cost the United States Government 400 million dollars.

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After an excruciating 72 hours the DEA finally extracted 98,248 kilos of heroin from the drug-mules’ rectum.

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The US Military underestimated the technology wielded by the Candyland insurgents.

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Dear Mr Complaining Body Armor Soldier: You Commander and Chief hears you loud and clear. More finger guns to come…don’t you worry!

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Scary thing, if the Jihad hits three out of three darts, they get a stuffed tiger.

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The breakaway russian state unveiled it’s new anti aircraft tank today. It is unclear whether Faggistan will be embraced by the international community or just become Russia’s bitch.

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The Al-Qaeda Funtime Tank Brigade: Putting the Fun in Fundamentalism, and the laughter in Slaughter!

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Let’s give a hand to our troops for sending Bush a weapon of mass destruction…Now Can They Come Home Damn it?

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