Jonny is just so full of crap...... he's right behind me isn't he.

Lesson #1 – Don’t Rub Your Eyes After You’re Done Masturbating

Every time I go out I get carded. I guess I just have a babyface.

if the shoe fits…wear it.

i think it farted in my mouth

I have GOT to switch pillowcases!

Good hair day.

So when you said you had a baby on your face, you were serious? Huh.

I know what will impress the ladies! Creepy Theatrical Make Up skills !!!!

...and TWIIIINS!

quade start the reactor

so that’s what happens when you leave cum on your face for 7 months? go take a shower you dirty hippy and bring me my bong, bitch. die.

Start the reactor, in my pants little lady

Never has a baby on board sticker seemed so appropriate

This was one side effect I NEVER saw coming…

About Fuckin time MEN had babies…

You’ll never guess who gets to drive.

Quaid, start the reactor!!!

Do I have something in my eye?