Barbie will be very pleased with her new coat

“It’s ok people, this squirrel was somehow related to plastic Bin Laden. And he was almost definitely plotting to hijack a plastic plane. Now if anyway asks, he was run over by a car.”

Alright, Lost is just getting plain ridiculous.

‘Dude, you were so wasted yesterday! After you passed out, me and Terry took the most hilarious photo of you with some dolls!’

it was obvious from the poster that Toy Story 3 had wavered from the family genre.

With the world saved , Jack and Steve went back to their careers as gay wedding cake toppers

Barbie will be very pleased with her new coat

Another volley in the ongoing battle between PETA and Hasbro

There’s strong and then there’s Army Strong.

tonight,we eat like kings.

Now, where’s that retarded moose?

Of course we can have sex with it, we killed it didn’t we?

Just like in the bible.

America’s drug war took an awful turn when joint U.S. and Columbian forces mistook beloved childhood icon, Rocky the flying squirrel, for an airborne coke flight enroute to the U.S. border.

FOD panel’s mandate:: Dane Cook isn’t funny, not even in a giant squirrel suit.

Maybe next time he’ll think twice about eating from G.I Joe’s bird feeder.

Double yellow lines…bitch!

Good shot, Private! Poor guy almost got run over!

Years later, Russia’s Board of Tourism has learned to turn the Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster into a profitable safari adventure.

Ummmmm….OK I got it! Things found in Richard Gere?

The Rescue Rangers were never the same after the tragic death of Dale.

No animals were harmed DURING the taking of this photograph.

we got him, osama bin nutcluster”

And that’s how America won World War II.

Why would you shoot a defenseless squirrel Private Joe? Im gonna take its fur, make a coat for barbie and tap that ass tonight, Sir. Hooooaaaahhh!!!

Two soldiers stepped on my girlfriends squirrel once, ironic.