At least I WENT to prom.

At least I WENT to prom.

Prince Charles & Camilla's Wedding Photo.

Mr. Dead

Oh man, that's it; no more Mexican beer for you!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas; unless of course you have a so-called "best friend", who has a thing for your fiance, running around taking pictures of every little thing you do!

Greetings from beautiful New Jersey.

Did I ever tell you kids the story about how me and your mom won the Preakness?

This way your horse can eat a baby without creating
any unnecessary public outcry.

First Darth Vader

Don't ask. Don't smell.

Look Wilbur, I don't care what your commander says; I'm not running into that smoke until you get me a pair of goggles too!

Fuck you Bob, you couldn't afford a second gas mask? Fuck you.

Finally Sara Jessica Parker got something to cover up that wart growing on her chin!

Wait a minute--Soylent Glue is Horses?!!!

My horse and I only drink the finest mineral water and we bring our OWN air.

The Horse Embarrasser

Shape up or ship out! We just had a zebra in here last week who lost his stripes.

Cuz the cowboys in tha hood are always hard!!!!

Bronco-itis

It's not fair, I want a straw too!

Oh! Hello dear! I thought you were working late tonight.

Ok, now don't forget, once I've shrunk you both down and injected you into the patient's bloodstream, you've only got 3 hours to locate and destroy his tumour before you run out of hay.

Sarah Jessica Parker and her agent.

Why the long face?

Mustard gas.

Man O' Nuclear War