a one and a two and a one and a two....

Sure Senator, you were tapping your foot to 'keep the beat'.

a one and a two and a one and a two....

Smells like latrine spirit.

and to finish this set, "Wipeout".

Oh cool, Depeche Comode finally got a drummer...

Knock Knock...Son what are you doing in there?
Nothing Mom GOD!
Are u masturbating again?
I TOLD YOU IM NOT MASTURBATING IM JUST PLAYING MY DRUMS!!
Well son thats okay with me if you wanna call masturbating playing your drums! Your father calls it stroking his guitar!
I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT DAD STROKING HIS GUITAR!!!!!!! GO AWAY!

Needs more cowbell

No rimshots please.

"Poop Stinks...yeah, yeah...Poop Stinks"

He's a big fan of Korn.

Bonham's John

Damn! even the bathrooms are cool at Google

So that's what he means when he says he has to take a Phil Collins.

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Ya it feels like that when I masturbate too

FREETURD!!! FREETURD!!! DO FREETURD!!!!

Sometimes you just want to rock out with your cock out!

What did you think i meant when i said i used the washroom to beat it

It helps to play Squeeze songs when he's constipated.

Every man shits to his own drummer.

Oh - THIS is what you meant when you said there was free bass in the bathroom?

"Good job! Now...Go for the roll!"

(KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK) Hey! Are you paradiddling yourself in there?!!

and... he makes his own sticks

There's barely enough room for the douche bag...