Sapphire, this ain't exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted to see your twins.

Children of the Porn

Sapphire, this ain't exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted to see your twins.

The "Tits For Tots" program was a huge success.

Well, at least the kids are dressed properly for their future.

"See, Brandon? Mommy strips for strangers because you cry..."

Damn I hate the day shift, nothing but C-section scars and bullet wounds

That's diagusting. Those kids should have shoes on.

Looks like Charlie Sheen has the kids this week.

Their favorite lullaby is 'Fuck the Pain Away.'

In order to keep eating solid food they needed to start earning solid tips.

Mommy can you pour some sugar on our cereal too?

she's doin the smellacopter, i detect a hint of astroglide and shame

we had to invert her she was droppin out kids left and right

"Dr. Spock? Yeah...I fucked him."

Today's episode is brought to you by the letter "T".

Britney get down from there Jaden and Sean Preston need to be breast fed!

Tina thought putting babies in her act would draw attention away from her C-Section scars.

"Mercedes! That's not what we meant when we asked if you could make a squirt part of the show!"

We said we wanted to go to the "Pool" party!!

one girl, two sippy cups, check it out on u-tube

young republicans training hard

its hard to be a working mom

you have to pay extra for a private Nap Dance

this is how mommy meet both of our daddies

Tonight on the biggest loser!