Sorry, that's not what we meant when we asked for hung like a horse.

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Sorry, that's not what we meant when we asked for hung like a horse.

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One minute he's Seabiscuit, the next...Limp Biscuit

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Sorry, that's not what we meant when we asked for hung like a horse.

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The 2nd oldest kid from 'Malcom in the Middle' is huge in Japan

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Geigh

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maybe they should get a room or at least some off track bedding

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If your horse stays erect for more than 4 hours, consult a veterinarian....

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"Does this pose make me look gay?"

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Mr. Crazy Pant make potato in the basement GO GO GO!!!

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Translation: Happy, silly fun time with slippy, slimy horse-cow anus!

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Brokeback Mountain II: the search for Curly's gold

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Trojan Horse

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The only thing not gay about this picture, is not in this picture

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Pony Boy Lives!

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How mad cow disease started

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Wanna see what he came in second?

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Those Japanese have the weirdest fetishes.

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what do horses eat..hay what do gay horses eat... hayy
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Stay golden, Pony Boy.

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Horse: "Neigh" means "Nay"!!!

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Big Super Happy Fun Fun Adult Diapers

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HAS NO TROUBLE SWALLOWING EVEN THOUGH HE'S A LITTLE HOARSE

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Hello Americans with dysfunction in private penis area! It is me, Super Happy Lover Man who has taken the Cialis for her pleasure!

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Giddyup

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The "All Alone" Ranger.

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