I'm done Mom, come and get me.

This is why we ALWAYS end up kickin' you out of the band Peter.

"This is the absolute worst gay bar I've ever been to."

"It's always nice to relax after a long day of being awesome."

Dear E-Harmony, I don't think this match is going to work out. Please refund my membership fee in the amount of 300 dollars,Canadian.

Somebody's gonna get a little captain in him tonight.

I'm done Mom, come and get me.

It's not you; it's me.

So Gene Simmons and Captain America are both applying at starbucks?

"Where Are They Now" Nursing Home

That's part of the problem, Gene. Everything's always black and white with you...

Heroes to zeros----clean up un table 4

"Oh no, tears are falling!"

I bet this guy is gonna go home and jack off with a pair of hulk hands.

Can you believe they lasted longer than Jon and Kate?

Look, I really didn't mean it when I called you the spawn of Satan. I was just having a bad week with the stock market going down, and the jobless rate going up, and President Obama running all over the world apologizing for my "misdeeds". Look, I'm sorry alright!?

Tonight in the Velvet Room at Bates Motel, a former superhero and a member of Kiss will sing your favorite Vanilla Ice song.

I hate these book signing tours.

"Captain America, it says here there is a 'Vacuum Woman'. One of her superhero strengths is she can suck start a Harley-Davidson."

People often ask me why we wore make up... Have you seen us without the makeup?

Gene, have you ever scored with the line; "How would you like to see my 'Family Jewels'?"

Be quiet, we both thought this would be more fun.

Are these guys going to Comicon or the AVN Awards? Really, it could go either way.

"Do order the "tongue" just to spite me?"

Detroit Sub City

I'm gonna give her two tickets to the tongue show.