Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

Polynausea

"Isn't there supposed to be an apple in her mouth?"

King Kamayo-mayo

Jabba the Thatched-Hut.

Jabba the Tiki-Hut

Little known Mount Vericosis had been dormant for years...

Good news is she ate Jimmy Buffet!

I'm 1/16 Hawiian and I want an apology!

Donna Ho

In the face of Armageddon, Esther realized her full potential and forcibly seized control of Des Moines.

Bring me Solo and the Wookie!

We are officially out of shirts, winner of this contest gets 1 hour with Alice. From behind, she looks like 100lbs of ground chuck stuffed in a 50lb bag. Enjoy, thanks for all your support.

FOD Team

Okay who brought the flour?

She's nicknamed her pussy "The Big Island."

Later that night a big black butt plug ran a sneak attack on Pearl's Harbor.
(Although some think she knew it was coming.)

Man. Linda Blair has sure let herself go.

All kidding aside, I AM happy for Chastity Bono..

I remember when Kathleen Turner was hot. (kinda hot)

Let's see, If we insert the forklift right here, we might be able to pry your fat ass off the couch

♪♫♪ Aloha...oink ♫♪♫

Rosie O'donnell's divorce party..

Chastity Bono declares herself to be the alpha male in the relationship.

Diadieties

Tiny bubbles (tiny bubbles)
In the wine (in the wine)