Hey Dick....your outline is due by Monday!

I'm going to win this caption contest even if it kills me!

Somebody popped a CAPS LOCK in his ass.

Hey Dick....your outline is due by Monday!

He died in a computer crash.

Tech support has outlined the problem.

Down goes the "die bomber!"

His chat room friend knew something was wrong when Jeremy's last IM read "brbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb...."

Hunting and pecking season claims another victim.

"Good, someone called C.S.I.T."

He's a stringer for the city paper.

Ctrl+Alt+Die

He caught his computer's virus.

I knew we should've hired the duct tape!

Fortunately, we have a backup ...

By the looks of his missing feet he needs to be re-booted

White on white crime

Damn you Mafia wars..DAMN YOOOUUUUUUUUU!

Sorry mam, your husband died of having an impossibly long
midsection, and a lower spine with no rigitity whatsoever.

Dilbert had it comin'

"Hey wasn't that the guy whose torso played an evil tree in "The Wizard of Oz?"
"Yeeup"
"Hmm. Don't tell anybody I said this but, I'm glad he's dead."
"Yeeup"

Cause of death: Blunt force trama
Manner of death: Hit in head with space bar

I'm wagering that will be the last time that anyone tries to masterbate to a picture of Oprah.

cubic death. I saw it happen at a call center once.

The poor bastard couldn't Escape

Yeah it's homicide and we're pretty sure who did it, but we don't know what his modem was yet.